I see Fred has succumbed to the advancing forhead syndrome (afs)which seems very prevelant amongst many ex comms personnel. This is probably due to high exposure to RF radiation, which apparently reacts adversly with beer causing failure of hair follicles in or around the forhead. This condition can manifest itself in other ways such as massive distention of the stomach muscles which creates what is commonly known as a beer gut. Some unlucky sufferers can exhibit both symptoms.