Mangled English

Part Two

The Madness Continues!

Agonising Analogies ~ Puerile Packaging ~ Scientific Silliness ~ Sign Language
Tenant Torment ~ The History Of The World ~ Welfare Woes

Agonising Analogies
Crazy comparisons from high school essays


Puerile Packaging
Seen on the packaging of consumer products.


Scientific Silliness
Real mistakes in student's science exam papers.


Sign Language
(These are all genuine signs and notices seen in various places.)


Tenant Torment
These are extracts from actual letters submitted to Councils and Housing Associations.


The History Of the World
(According to student's examination papers.)


Welfare Woes
The following are extracts from letters received by the Illinois Welfare Department

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