Mangled English

Part Two

The Madness Continues!

Agonising Analogies ~ Puerile Packaging ~ Scientific Silliness ~ Sign Language
Tenant Torment ~ The History Of The World ~ Welfare Woes


Agonising Analogies
Crazy comparisons from high school essays

 


Puerile Packaging
Seen on the packaging of consumer products.

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Scientific Silliness
Real mistakes in student's science exam papers.

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Sign Language
(These are all genuine signs and notices seen in various places.)

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Tenant Torment
These are extracts from actual letters submitted to Councils and Housing Associations.

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The History Of the World
(According to student's examination papers.)

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Welfare Woes
The following are extracts from letters received by the Illinois Welfare Department

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