Page 9: Personalities
American Historical Figures ~ British Historical Figures ~ Fashion Designers
Infamous Criminals ~ Nobel Prize Winners ~ Royalty
| General Custer | Cruel sergeant | Franklin Pearce | Infernal packer |
| Martin Van Buren | Vain numb ranter | Franklin D. Roosevelt | Find lovelorn streak |
| Benjamin Franklin | Flank inner jib man | George Washington | Groaning sweet hog |
| John Adams | Son had jam | Thomas Jefferson | Man's offshore jet |
| James Madison | I jam demon ass | Neil Armstrong | Snort malinger |
| James Monroe | More nose jam | William Harrison | Raw oral nihilism |
| John Tyler | Jolt Henry | Zachary Taylor | A crazy holy rat |
| Millard Fillmore | I'm real droll film | James Buchanan | Human acne jabs |
| Abraham Lincoln | Oh man! An ill crab | James Garfield | Jail germs fade |
| Theodore Roosevelt | Sheer voodoo letter | Herbert Hoover | Her TV hero bore |
| Sir Thomas More | I'm morose trash | Admiral Nelson | Mainland loser |
| David Lloyd George | Loyal dog diverged | Cardinal Wolsey | Cowardly aliens |
| Sir Robert Walpole | Terrible poor laws | Spencer Compton | Con-men prospect |
| William Cavendish | Na! Whimsical devil | George Greenville | Reveling ogre glee |
| William Pitt | Law limit tip | Henry Addington | Darned tinny hog |
| William Wyndham | Damn! I wally whim | Spencer Perceval | Snap clever creep |
| Robert Jenkinson | No! Inert snob jerk | Frederick Robinson | Enforces biro drink |
| Charles Grey | Lechery rags | William Lamb | Maim law bill |
| Sir Robert Peel | Terrible poser | Edward Stanley | Darn sweet lady |
| Henry Temple | Thy leper men | Benjamin Disraeli | I'm dense brain jail |
| William Gladstone | Slim giant allowed | Arthur Balfour | Rub a harlot fur |
| Laura Ashley | Ha! USA, really | Hubert de Givenchy | The hungry vice bed |
| Calvin Klein | In naval lick | Jean Paul Gailtier | Alien jugular tape |
| Yves St Laurent | Lusty veterans | Caroline Charles | Real nice scholar |
| Guy Laroche | Oh! Cruel gay | Pierre Cardin | Randier price |
| Christian Dior | Is horrid antic | Hattie Carnegie | Eating a heretic |
| Levi Strauss | Ass rivulets | Irene Galitzene | Elite inner gaze |
| Gabrielle Chanel | A lechering label | Giorgio Armani | A! I grooming air |
| Christian Lacroix | I rich toxin rascal | Ralph Lauren | Hall rape! Run! |
| Gianni Versace | Naive creasing | Bruce Oldfield | Fierce odd bull |
| Scott Croala | Lost car coat | Zandra Rhodes | Darn doze rash |
| Jasper Conran | Porn car jeans | Betty Jackson | Jacket by snot |
| Lee Harvey Oswald | Who slay? Revealed! | Herman Mudgett | Madmen get hurt |
| Alberto DeSalvo | Blasted a lover | Ted Bundy | Bend duty |
| Jack The Ripper | Cheap jerk trip | Peter Sutcliffe | It's perfect fuel |
| David Berkowitz | I bed TV wizard, OK? | George Hennard | Gangrened hero |
| Reggie Kray | A key rigger | Jeffrey Dahmer | Her jam fry feed |
| Charles Manson | Charmless anon | Myra Hindley | Laid my Henry |
| Ian Brady | In bra day | William Joyce | Limey jail cow |
| Patty Hearst | Ha! Tarty pest | Peter Kurtin | Erupt tinker |
| Daniel M'Naghten | I'm hand entangle | John Christie | Shh! I injector |
| Ed Gein | Gene ID | John Wayne Gacy | Na! Gay wench joy |
| Samuel Ting | Ugliest man | Martin Luther King | Ugh! Tart in Kremlin |
| David Trimble | Dim devil brat | Jane Addams | Jaded as man |
| Pearl S. Buck | Pub slacker | Ralph Bunche | Herbal punch |
| Albert A. Michelson | Lamebrain clothes | Woodrow Wilson | Sworn loo widow |
| Eugene O'Neill | Glue on Eileen | William Faulkner | Kill weariful man |
| George Marshall | Gosh! Larger male | John Steinback | Ha! Inject knobs |
| Henry Kissinger | Sink heresy grin | Le Duc Tho | The cloud |
| Saul Bellow | Soluble law | Milton Friedman | Main demon flirt |
| Baruch Blumberg | Blubber chum rag | Burton Richter | Burnt rhetoric |
| Mairead Corrigan | I am a dragon crier | Betty Williams | Blast limey wit |
| Princess Diana | Ascend in Paris | Sarah Ferguson | Na! Shag for sure! |
| Princess Anne | Nice spanners | William Windsor | Swim in wild oral |
| Prince Edward | Weird carp den | Princess Margaret | Grr! Satanism creep |
| Andrew Windsor | Warned in words | Prince Phillip | Rich lip nipple |
| Mary Queen Of Scots | My conquest of arse | Elizabeth Tudor | Hi! Blue doze tart |
| Mary Tudor | Rotary mud | Queen Victoria | Quite vain core |
| Princess Beatrice | Inter-species crab | Princess Eugenie | Insecure seeping |
| King Edward | New drag kid | The Queen Mother | Met hot queer hen |
| Prince Harry | Rear inch pry | Queen Elizabeth | The equine blaze |
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