Page 7: Music
1960s Pop & Rock Stars ~ 1970s Pop & Rock Stars ~ 1980s Pop & Rock Stars ~ 1990s Pop & Rock Stars
| Diana Ross | O! Ass drain | Dusty Springfield | If disgruntled spy |
| Nancy Sinatra | A racist nanny | Brenda Lee | Ale bender |
| Petula Clark | Lack true pal | Connie Francis | Financier's con |
| Aretha Franklin | Hark, latrine fan | Dinah Washington | Shh! Not wind again! |
| Shirley Bassey | Eh? Barely sissy! | Anita Bryant | A natty brain |
| Anne Shelton | Hates Lennon | Linda Scott | Sold intact |
| Doris Day | I do yards | Mary Wells | Wary smell |
| Peggy Lee | Leggy pee | Brenda Holloway | Oh! Now really bad |
| Sandie Shaw | Win ass-head | Anita Harris | A hair strain |
| Dionne Warwick | Wow! Nice in dark | Mary Hopkin | Him porky? Na! |
| Bob Dylan | Bland boy | Paul McCartney | Pay Mr Cleancut |
| George Harrison | Ogreish groaner | Elvis Presley | Yes, serve pill |
| James Brown | Mr Jawbones | Stevie Wonder | Weirdo events |
| Otis Redding | Stoned rigid | Scott Walker | Total wrecks |
| Billy Preston | Rent-boy pills | Val Doonican | An avid colon |
| Frank Sinatra | A stink ran far | Marvin Gaye | My! In a grave |
| Roger Miller | Grome roller | Burt Bacharach | Hurrah! A BBC act! |
| Chuck Berry | Buck her cry | Georgie Fame | Mega ego fire |
| Jim Reeves | Mere jives | Billy J. Kramer | My ill bra jerk |
| Nat King Cole | Lacking tone | Richard Starkey | Rather scary kid |
| Carly Simon | Moan Lyrics | Gloria Gayner | Ay! Large groin! |
| Marie Osmond | Mormon ideas | Carole King | OK girl acne |
| Joan Baez | A zone jab | Melanie | Mean lie |
| Roberta Flack | Brat rock flea | Vicki Lawrence | Evil wine crack |
| Karen Carpenter | A percent ranker | Lynsey De Paul | Slyly nude ape |
| Debby Boone | Boy be on bed | Olivia Newton-John | Ha! Now in joint love |
| Donna Summer | Damn sour men! | Maria Muldaur | I am aural drum |
| Joni Mitchell | Hmm! Joins lice list | Stephanie De Sykes | The pissed Yankees |
| Minnie Riperton | I emit inner porn | Maxine Nightingale | Ha! Negligent in exam |
| Bonnie Tyler | Rent-boy line | Julie Covington | Not loving juice |
| Elkie Brooks | OK bloke rise | Eric Clapton | Narcoleptic |
| Barry Manilow | Library woman | David Essex | Sex advised |
| Gary Glitter | Target girly | Rod Stewart | Rated worst |
| Gilbert O' Sullivan | Isn't globular evil | Neil Diamond | I'm dandelion |
| David Bowie | I vow baddie | Bill Withers | Is web thrill |
| Little Jimmy Osmond | Jolly timid moments | Jermaine Jackson | Join man jerks ace |
| Alvin Stardust | Valid nuts star | Alice Cooper | Oi! Coal creep! |
| Barry White | Wiry breath | Carl Douglas | Drugs a local |
| Neil Sedaka | Ideal snake | James Taylor | Oral majesty |
| Frankie Vallie | Evil nail freak | Roger Whittaker | Grew OK tart heir |
| Kim Carnes | Skin cream | Sheena Easton | Aha! Tone sense |
| Toni Basil | Is ant boil | Laura Branigan | Na! Grab a urinal |
| Tina Turner | Errant unit | Debbie Gibson | Is big bed bone |
| Tracey Chapman | Pay man-catcher | Cyndi Lauper | Lunacy pride |
| Alison Moyet | Oh my! Toe nails! | Hazell Dean | Na! Hell daze |
| Mica Paris | I scam pair | Barbara Dickson | Bad brain croaks |
| Suzanne Vega | Save nun gaze | Kate Bush | Shake but! |
| Whitney Houston | Ho ho! Nutty swine | Belinda Carlisle | Illiberal dances |
| Sarah Brightman | Margin hash brat | Debbie Harry | A hybrid beer |
| Kylie Minogue | I like 'em young | Gloria Estefan | Large fat noise |
| Bruce Springsteen | Epic beers 'n' grunts | Chris Rea | Rich arse |
| George Michael | I come, he gargle! | Meat Loaf | O, fat male! |
| Michael Bolton | I'm the local nob | Rick Astley | Tick slayer |
| Axl Rose | Oral sex | Phil Collins | Ill inch slop |
| Peter Gabriel | Glib repartee | Shakin' Stevens | Heavens! Stinks |
| Julio Inglesias | Oi! Jail ugliness | Christopher Cross | Hip-scorcher sorts |
| Michael Jackson | Hijack on camel | Captain Sensible | Cannabis epistle |
| Lionel Richie | I'll ice heroin | Billy Joel | Jolly bile |
| Bob Marley | My! Ear blob | Paul Young | Na! You gulp! |
| Billy Ocean | On icy label | Terence Trent D'Arby | Battery centre nerd |
| Mariah Carey | A creamy hair | Shania Twain | Aha! I win Satan |
| Britney Spears | I present brays | Celine Dion | No! I decline |
| Courtney Love | Very cool tune | Sheryl Crow | Her slow cry |
| Sinead O'Connor | Do insane croon | Geri Halliwell | Girlie hell law |
| Victoria Adams | O! Dramatic visa | Vanessa Paradis | Parades vain ass |
| Lisa Stansfield | Is fallen sadist | Gabrielle | Libel rage |
| Dina Carroll | I carnal lord | Toni Braxton | Tart in box? No! |
| Kim Appleby | Peaky blimp | Alanis Morissette | Snot materialises |
| Marti Pellow | Ill tapeworm | Peter Andre | A pretender |
| Thom Yorke | OK to rhyme | Jarvis Cocker | Vice rocks raj |
| Liam Gallagher | Ha! Illegal gram | Fatboy Slim | Mob falsity |
| Bryan Adams | Drab as many | Gary Barlow | Glow ray bra |
| Robbie Williams | I'm a risible blow | Ronan Keating | Na! Groin taken |
| Kurt Cobain | OK, cut brain | Ricky Martin | My nitric arc |
| Michael Stipe | Slime pit ache | Marilyn Manson | Immoral nannys |
| Lenny Kravitz | Zany TV re-link | Edward Barton | A drowned brat |
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