Page 6: Miscellaneous
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| Blue Cream Persian | Mean puerile crabs | Black Persian | Spank calibre |
| Red Tabby | Rat by bed | Tortie Tabby | It batty bore |
| Chocolate Tortie | Theoretical coot | Chinchilla | In chic hall |
| Seal Point Birman | An impersonal bit | Silver Tabby | Vilest by bar |
| Blue Mitted Ragdoll | Modelled brutal git | Black Smoke | Smack bloke |
| Red Spotted Manx | Top sex-mad trend | Tortoiseshell Cymric | Smoothly circles tier |
| American Wirehair | Wearier hair manic | Blue Exotic Shorthair | Hotter bisexual choir |
| Black Silver Ocicat | Evil cocktail crabs | Blue Abyssinian | Ba! I slay bunnies |
| Havana Brown | Ah! Nova brawn | Snow Bengal | New slob nag |
| White Cornish Rex | Historic wren hex | Sable Burmese | Resemble a bus |
| Black And White Sphynx | Think bad sex lynch paw | Lilac Point Devon Rex | Exploit rancid novel |
| Border Terrier | Er? It bred error | French Bulldog | Bled frog lunch |
| King Charles Spaniel | An English-like scrap | Pomeranian | Iron apeman |
| German Shepherd | Harsh peg mender | Rottweiler | Riot welter |
| Yorkshire Terrier | Sorry hiker, retire! | Basset Hound | SOS! Nude bath! |
| English Cocker Spaniel | Hello! Sick pregnancies | Jack Russell Terrier | Jerk's rarer slut lice |
| Miniature Poodle | O! I am politer nude | Shetland Sheepdog | Hold deepest gnash |
| Staffordshire Bull Terrier | Hell! Fair first-order brutes | Bearded Collie | Old edible race |
| Border Collie | Old lice borer | Golden Retreiver | Err... enter evil dog? |
| Irish Walter Spaniel | Is airplane whistler | Labrador Retriever | Drab relative error |
| Afghan Hound | Hah! Fun gonad | Bernese Mountain Dog | Damn it! Generous bone |
| German Pointer | Prominent rage | Doberman Pinscher | Specimen born hard |
| Cosmopolitan | Captions loom | The Guardian | Huge arid tan |
| The Irish News | Sins herewith | The Observer | Severe throb |
| The Radio Times | I am the editors | The Financial Times | Nice intimate flash |
| Playboy Magazine | Yo! Big lazy ape-man | The Sunday Times | Hey! Nudist mates |
| The Sunday Post | Up the nasty sod | Fortean Times | I monster feat |
| Vogue Magazine | Give guano maze | Private Eye | Pay eerie TV |
| The Evening Standard | Deviant tender gnash | The TV Times | Test the vim |
| The Sunday World | Hey, drowns adult! | The National Enquirer | Learnt heroin antique |
| Good Housekeeping | Go peek in doghouse | The People | Hotel peep |
| OK Magazine | I amaze Kong | Q Music Magazine | In mega scam quiz |
| Breasts | Set bras | The Digestive Tract | Straight detective |
| Capillaries | Special liar | The Diaphragm | Mad pig hearth |
| The Trachea | Cheat hater | Wisdom Teeth | I'm the wet sod |
| The Gall Bladder | Hell! Let dad brag | Large Intestine | Entire genitals |
| Hair Follicles | Fear chill soil | The Stomach | Ms. Hot cheat |
| The Pelvis | Shelve pit | The Fingertips | Inept fighters |
| The Salivary Gland | Interval lady hags | Tongue | Ego nut |
| The Spinal Cord | Posh cretin lad | Brain Stem | Tribesman |
| Invertebral Discs | Brainless verdict | The Thyroid | Hey! Hot dirt |
| Testicles | Lice tests | The Ovaries | Hear soviet |
| Fallopian Tubes | A pub fellation | Ulna and Radius | And usual drain |
| Holly Thistle | The sloth lily | Wall Germander | Ram garden well |
| Garden Thyme | The randy gem | Meadow Sage | O! Mad sewage |
| Sea Buckthorn | Sunbathe rock | Black Helleborne | A lech blob kernel |
| Cornelian Cherry | Near horny circle | White Dead Nettle | Wanted - idle teeth |
| Common Buckthorn | Rock-bottom men hunch | Castor Oil Plant | Pollinators act |
| Yellow Foxglove | Well, go foxy love! | Lily Of The Valley | Lovely thief ally |
| Iceland Moss | I demon class | Wild Pansy | Windy pals |
| Passion Flower | Now SAS profile | Cow Parsnip | Now sip carp |
| Waterlily | Tire Wally | Deadly Nightshade | Dangle dishy death |
| Opium Poppy | You pop pimp | Cherry Laurel | Rural lechery |
| Computer Programmer | Mature germ romp crop | Clerical Officer | Lice frolic farce |
| University Professor | Serious viper Y-fronts | School Teacher | Cheers! Loo chat |
| Graphic Designer | Rigid gnash creep | Newspaper Journalist | O Jesus! Nipple warrant |
| Library Assistant | Slays brain artist | Professional Musician | In famous lips scenario |
| Professional Footballer | Laboratories on off spell | Data Analyst | Ta, Lady Satan |
| Hotel Manager | The lame groan | Brain Surgeon | Boring a nurse |
| Funeral Director | Fornicated ruler | Health Visitor | This vital hero |
| Dental Technician | A lichen-tinted can | Pharmacy Technician | I'm acne anarchy pitch |
| Ladies' Hairdresser | Dire idle harassers | Prison Warden | Inward person |
| Police Officer | Epic foe frolic | Production Worker | Now root rude prick |
| Television Presenter | Elite net perversions | Motor Mechanic | A commoner itch |
| Bar Manager | Man barrage | Defence Lawyer | Free weedy clan |
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