Page 5: Food & Drink
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| Pickled Eggs | Deck pig's legs | Battered Fish And Chips | This drab cheapest find |
| Yorkshire Pudding | Horny pudgier kids | Black Pudding | Dug bland pick |
| Oxford Sausages | Sugar as sex food | Spotted Dick | Odd tick pest |
| Isle Of Man Herring Pie | I'm pleasing finer hero | Sussex Stewed Steak | Sexes status skewed |
| Boned Roast Sirloin | Indoors in bloaters | Cornish Charter Pie | Protein-rich search |
| Devonshire Squab Pie | Queer invades bishop | Steak And Kidney Pie | A destined kinky ape |
| Roast Pheasant | Shapes on a tart | Boiled Silverside | Is lovebird diesel |
| Lincolnshire Chine | Nice in hellish corn | Bradenham Ham | Ha! Madman herb |
| The Ulster Fry | Utterly fresh | Toad In The Hole | Oh no! The detail! |
| Cumberland Sausage | Na! Large abused scum | Potted Mushrooms | Sod summer hotpot! |
| Stewed Venison | No! Invests weed | Ragout Of Rabbit | Boo! Tart bug fair |
| Croissants | I crass snot | Camembert Fritters | Remember fit tracts |
| Red Onion Galettes | Oldest generation | Salade Mouclade | Dead casual mole |
| Salade Nicoise | Ciao, sad senile | Garlic Mussels | Salesgirl scum |
| Sole Goujons | Jesus on logo | Quiche Lorraine | I core harlequin |
| Normandy Pheasant | Hey! Damn Satan porn | Breton Pork | Knob report |
| Pot Roast Poussins | It's rat soup-spoons | Ratatouille | A retail lout |
| Potato Gratin | Tango patriot | Chocolate Roulade | Actual cooled hero |
| Crepes Suzette | Erect Zeus pest | Tarte Tatin | Taint treat |
| Chocolate Profiteroles | Orchestrate police fool | French Bread | Her franc bed |
| Tuscan Bean Soup | Pan abuse counts | Fritto Misto | Tit fits room |
| Grilled Proscuitto | Culprits ogled riot | Spaghetti Bolonese | Hospitable gent goes |
| Spinach Raviolli | O, sharp civilian | Pollo Sorprese | Opposes roller |
| Potato Gnocchi | No! Catch pig too | Artichoke Pizza | I hate rock pizza |
| Vitello con Funghi | Foul vine clothing | Char Grilled Squid | Grr! Clashed liquid |
| Saffron Seafood Risotto | No! Disaster of roof fatso | Pigeon On Polenta | To open alien pong |
| Risotto Milanese | Sinister loo mate | Beef Braised In Barolo | Rare baboon disbelief |
| Soft Polenta | Poof talents | Asparagus Frittata | A! Sip a fat sugar tart |
| Panna Cotta With Sauce | Now acute satanic path | Panforte De Siena | No! Feared panties |
| Chinese Spareribs | Ships arsenic beer | Chicken Tikka Masala | Animals hack cake kit |
| Chicken Chow Mein | Nice cock hen whim | Sweet And Sour Pork | Keeps wondrous rat |
| Fried Sea Slug | Grease fluids | Chicken Congee | Nice geek conch |
| Cantonese Lobster | Not bloater's scene | Gingered Vegetables | Evil beast egg gender |
| Tamatar Bharta | Bahama rat tart | Chicken Pulao | Piano chuckle |
| Prawn Biryani | Raw briny pain | Onion Bhaji | Oh! Join a bin! |
| Vegetable Samosas | Beast savages mole | Dry Beef Curry | Rude cyber fry |
| Pork Vindaloo | Vodka porn oil | Chicken Korma | Make conk rich |
| Madras Chicken Curry | Rancid as cherry muck | Tandoori Murg | I'm a dung root |
| Shrimp Puloa | A lumpish pro | Bangra Masala | Banal ram saga |
| Banana Raita | Aaa! ant brain | Mango Chutney | Ugh! Not my acne |
| Nariel Samosas | So, animal's arse! | Chinese Steamed Fish | Hen satisfied scheme |
| Semolina | Is no meal | Vanilla Custard Tart | Drat! Rival Satan cult |
| Walnut and Fig Tart | Fatal rat dung twin | Strawberries And Cream | Nicer want embarrassed |
| Chocolate Fudge Cake | Catalogued coke chef | Bread And Butter Pudding | Drat! Updated bed-burning |
| Caramel Rice Pudding | Acidic gardener lump | Hot Mango Souffles | Gosh! Fateful moons |
| Passionfruit Souffles | Piss off! Nauseous flirt | Rhubarb Crumble | Rubber club harm |
| Fruit Terrine | Urine fritter | Blueberry Pie | Bury peer bile |
| Summer Pudding | Drumming dupes | Raspberry Sorbet | Barber sorts prey |
| Caramel Bananas | An Arab's manacle | Iced Hazlenut Mousse | Demonize a cute slush |
| Saffron Meringues | Suffering moaners | Lemon Meringue | Minor menu glee |
| Fuller's London Pride | Rude fondlers in poll | Bass Draught Ale | Head sugar blast |
| John Smith's Bitter | Men thirst this job | Foster's Ice | Fierce toss |
| William Stone's Bitter | Obtain smellier twits | Webster's Yorkshire Bitter | This bores witty berserker |
| McEwan's Export | Excerpts woman | Theakston Bitter | Beat hotter stink |
| Flower's Bitter | Wet flirts bore | Marston Bitter | Brimstone tart |
| Kilkenny Irish Beer | Shiny kinkier rebel | Guinness Draught | Drug naughtiness |
| Guinness Original | Ensuring a soiling | Worthington Creamflow | Now hot gremlin cow fart |
| Irish Harp Lager | Harsher pig liar | Bank's Draught | Shag drunk bat |
| Newcastle Brown Ale | Wasn't bowel cleaner | Stella Artois Lager | Earlier glass total |
| Ruddles English Ale | He'll dread ugliness | Younger's Bitter | Obesity grunter |
| Holsten Pills | Hell! Snot lips | Heineken Lager | Ah! Keen leering |
| Budweiser Lager | Bad uglier sewer | Carlsberg Export | Grrr! Expect a slob |
| Bushmills | Lush limbs | Jack Daniels | Snide jackal |
| Captain Morgan Rum | No! A maturing cramp | Cream Of The Barley | Blame hearty force |
| Imperial Vodka | Laid vampire OK | Malibu White Rum | Wear bum lithium |
| Whyte And Mackay | Wacky anthem day | Gordon's London Gin | No! Odd long snoring |
| Ron Bacardi Superior | Obscure air-raid porn | White Satin Gin | The waiting sin |
| Martell Fine Cognac | Large mean conflict | Bombay Sapphire Gin | Shabbier pimp agony |
| Remy Martin Champagne | Impermanent gay charm | Stone's Cream Liquer | Quarrelsome incest |
| Bailey's Irish Cream | I'm basic heresy liar | Cognac Courvoisier | Voracious coercing |
| Tanqueray English Gin | Earning thy squealing | Tudor Dry Gin | Dirty ground |
| Plymouth Gin | Imply nought | Napoleon Brandy | Any noble pardon |
| William Grant's Whiskey | I'm stylish raw weakling | Pernod Fils | Slop finder |
| Black Label Whiskey | Walks like baby lech | Glenmorangie Whiskey | King laying somewhere |
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