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| The Bank Dick | Kinked batch | The Admirable Crichton | Hitler romanced a bitch |
| Animal Crackers | Lacks manic rear | Doctor At Large | A cold ogre tart |
| The Belles Of St Trinians | Talentless shiftier nob | Carry On Sergeant | Arrogant scenery |
| A Day At The Races | Yeah! Cased a tart | Doctor In The House | Hot seduction hero |
| Duck Soup | So suck up | A Night At The Opera | Aha! Hate rotten pig |
| A Shot In The Dark | Ha ha! Rotten kids | The Odd Couple | Hope to cuddle |
| Carry On Spying | Scary pony ring | Carry On Doctor | Dry croon actor |
| The Kentucky Fried Movie | Thieved fine mock-turkey | Blazing Saddles | Dazed ball sings |
| Carry On Cleo | Clay coroner | Fun With Dick And Jane | Fine! What candid junk! |
| The Life Of Brian | A fine filth bore | Meatballs | Lame blast |
| Sitting Ducks | Dusting stick | Smoky And The Bandit | Hated tiny mad knobs |
| There's A Girl In My Soup | Roguishly mean priest | Young Einstien | One tiny genius |
| A Fish Called Wanda | Handles facial wad | Trading Places | Pact earns gild |
| Turner And Hooch | On hard-core hunt | This Is Spinal Tap | Hip Satanist lisp |
| Spies Like Us | Uses silk pie | Risky Business | Is sissy bunker |
| Police Academy | I am a dope cycle | A Private Function | Vain putrefaction |
| Personal Services | Clever asperations | The Naked Gun | Negated hunk |
| The Man With Two Brains | Banishment worth wait | Look Who's Talking | OK, allow stink hog |
| The Jungle Book | Blue thong joke | Beauty And The Beast | Baby at haunted tees |
| The Lion King | Like nothing | Dumbo The Elephant | Let bonehead thump |
| The Little Mermaid | Dim lethal termite | Lady And The Tramp | Halt mad pedantry |
| Aladdin | In lad ad | The Love Bug | Huge TV lobe |
| White Fang | Fat whinge | The Fox And The Hound | Ho ho! Next death fund |
| Mary Poppins | A snippy romp | Alice In Wonderland | Lewd draconian line |
| The Aristocats | Atheist actors | Hercules | He's cruel |
| Candleshoe | Leach nodes | Simba's Pride | I impress bad |
| Steamboat Willie | Ole! Amiable twits | Oliver And Company | Rod, navy policeman |
| Diary Of a Madman | An odd Mafia army | The Exorcist | Heroic texts |
| The Shuttered Room | The tortured homes | The Dunwich Horror | No! Horrid chew hurt |
| The Devil Rides Out | The tedious drivel | To The Devil A Daughter | Outdated health giver |
| Halloween | O! A new hell | Village Of The Damned | Flog mean hated devil |
| Damien, Omen Two | Now I demon mate | The Blood Beast Terror | Bored? Rotate brothels! |
| Black Sunday | Sad yank club | The Pit An The Pendulum | Pundit hunted help-mate |
| The Faceless Monster | False rotten schemes | Countess Dracula | Nude lout carcass |
| Pet Sematary | Pay teamster | Psycho | Shy cop |
| The Comedy Of Terrors | Destroy mother force | The Haunting | Hate hunting |
| The Blair Witch Project | Crew jilt phobic threat | Silence Of The Lambs | I'm fat boneless lech |
| The Candyman | Damn thy acne | Children Of The Corn | The chronic fondler |
| Demon Knight | Get monk hind | The Silent Scream | Let's shame cretin |
| Night Of The Living Dead | No! Hated devil fighting | A Nightmare On Elm Street | Angel/Saint Thermometer |
| From Dusk Till Dawn | Damn! Wild fork slut | Friday The Thirteenth | Thy inherited the fart |
| Creepshow | Cow herpes | Alone In The Dark | I OK neanderthal |
| Body Snatchers | Deaths by scorn | The Dead Zone | The dazed one |
| Lord Of Illusions | Ill sod ruins fool | Hellraiser | Real relish |
| Dawn Of The Dead | Odd new fathead | Howl Of The Devil | He'd flow hot evil |
| The Andromeda Strain | Drat! Sheer damnation | Warlords Of Atlantis | Fatal world arsonist |
| The Planet Of The Apes | Ha! Fat telephone pest | The Black Hole | Bleak hot lech |
| Capricorn One | Nice car porno | The Day Of The Triffids | If hated, destroy fifth |
| Kingdom Of The Spiders | Skip frightened dooms | The Omega Man | Mean hog mate |
| Panic In Year Zero | Prize rainy canoe | Quatermass And The Pit | Drat this apeman quest |
| Time Bandits | Damn! It bites! | Short Circuit | I court Christ |
| Innerspace | Screen pain | The Terminator | I'm rotten hater |
| Back To The Future | Cutthroat UK beef | Clash Of The Titans | Aha! Filth contests |
| The Dark Crystal | Shady clerk tart | Dragon Slayer | Lady groaners |
| E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial | Alert! The ex-tart retires | Flash Gordon | Lands for hog |
| Flatliners | A lens flirt | The Matrix | Him ex-tart |
| Fight The Future | Huge fruit theft | The Navigator | A rave tonight |
| Dreamscape | Damp crease | The Empire Strikes Back | Break thickest premise |
| Highlander | He hid gnarl | Total Recall | Ole! Call tart |
| Jolson Sings Again | Joins on gas signal | The Major And Minor | Joint harmed Roman |
| The Sound Of Music | Hideous scum font | The Wizard Of Oz | Whiz froze toad |
| A Star Is Born | Brain-rot ass | The Barkleys Of Broadway | Weary fat hooky dabblers |
| High Society | His itchy ego | West Side Story | I destroy stews |
| My Fair Lady | I am yard fly | Singin' In The Rain | Inheriting sin? Na! |
| Lady Sings The Blues | Dashingly tubeless | That's Entertainment | Nine-tenths meat tart |
| Saturday Night Fever | Dirty aftershave gun | Invitation To The Dance | Initiated hot covenant |
| Me And My Gal | Mangled May | Easter Parade | Arrested a ape |
| Babes In Arms | Bribe ass man | The Blues Brothers | Rubber teeth slosh |
| The Great Train Robbery | Hotter barbarity genre | My Darling Clementine | Incidentally germ men |
| The Covered Wagon | Revenged a hot cow | Dances With Wolves | Wow! Enslaves ditch |
| Stagecoach | Ace hog acts | The Ox-bow Incident | No bewitched toxin |
| The Gunfighter | Huge ring theft | The Searchers | Three chasers |
| The Iron Horse | Heroine rats | The Beguiled | Eh? Diet bulge |
| The Outlaw Josey Wales | Wow! Let's hate jealousy | Heaven's Gate | Aha! Gets even |
| The Wild Bunch | Lunch with bed | Junior Bonner | Rejoin unborn |
| This Gun For Hire | Hero ruins fight | Broken Arrow | A born worker |
| Northwest Passage | A wet gnashers spot | The Far Country | Ho! Fart century |
| Gunfight At The OK Corral | Choking grateful throat | High Noon | Oh! Hog inn |
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