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| Gary Busey | Gay buyers | Gene Hackman | Heck! Mean nag |
| Peter Finch | I French pet | Eddie Albert | Deliberated |
| Robert Duvall | Bald lover rut | Randy Quaid | A randy quid |
| Art Carney | Trance ray | Robert De Niro | Error on bidet |
| George Burns | Snore bugger | Jack Nicholson | Join shock clan |
| Maximillian Schell | Hillman mixes lilac | Jason Robarts | Ran a dross job |
| Richard Dreyfuss | Dreads fish curry | Jon Voight | Join TV hog |
| Frederic Forrest | Stiffer recorder | Burt Young | Guy nob rut |
| Tatum O'Neal | Ole! A mutant | Jane Alexander | Axed annal jeer |
| Diane Ladd | An idle dad | Linda Blair | I bland liar |
| Ellen Burnstyn | Nun's entry bell | Piper Laurie | Puerile pair |
| Vanessa Redgrave | Never ravaged ass | Sally Field | False idyll |
| Louise Fletcher | I felt lecherous | Cicely Tyson | On itsy cycle |
| Gena Rowlands | Na! Lewd organs | Sylvia Sidney | Envy dialysis |
| Valerie Perrine | Near virile peer | Ronee Blakley | Lonely beaker |
| Timothy Hutton | Him nutty tooth | Robert Preston | Born protestor |
| Henry Fonda | A horny fend | Dudley Moore | Yo! Rude model |
| Tom Conti | I'm cotton | Ben Kingsley | Kneel by sign |
| Sam Waterson | Now a tart mess | William Hurt | Um, ill wraith? |
| Dennis Hopper | Enshrined pop | Denzel Washington | Na! Lewd night's zone |
| James Ivory | I've rosy jam | Martin Landau | Mad urinal tan |
| Michael O'Keefe | Oi! Female cheek | Tom Hulce | Home cult |
| Cathy Moriarty | Oh! I'm a tarty cry | Joan Hackett | Can that joke |
| Jessica Lange | Ace ass jingle | Linda Hunt | Nun hit lad |
| Peggy Ashcroft | Gasp! Fetch orgy | Geraldine Page | Lingered agape |
| Angelica Huston | The unsocial nag | Anne Archer | Her acne ran |
| Mary Steenburgen | Megabyte runners | Amy Madigan | Damn! I am gay |
| Lesley Ann Warren | Na! New sly learner | Lindsay Crouse | Snored saucily |
| Gerard Depardieu | Degraded pure air | Kevin Costner | Sickener on TV |
| Andy Garcia | A grainy cad | Tom Cruise | So I'm cuter |
| Tommy Lee Jones | Me enjoy motels | Michael Lerner | Chiller near me |
| Jack Palance | Jap lace acne | Anthony Hopkins | No posh thin Yank |
| Nick Nolte | I lent conk | Robert Downey Jr | Retry wonder job |
| Tom Hanks | Monk's hat | Mel Gibson | Big melons |
| Nicholas Cage | I conceal shag | Morgan Freeman | Former mean nag |
| Matt Damon | Madman tot | Ralph Fiennes | Replenish fan |
| Warren Beatty | Beware tyrant | Robert Redford | Bedford terror |
| Clint Eastwood | Old west action | Stephen Rea | Neat herpes |
| Catherine Deneuve | Erect? I heaven, nude | Kathy Bates | Tyke ash tab |
| Kim Bassinger | Semi barking | Susan Sarandon | Adorn a nun's ass |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | Wow! Lengthy trap | Holly Hunter | Thy null hero |
| Jessica Tandy | Inject ass day | Kate Nelligan | Angel-like ant |
| Miranda Richardson | Darn horrid maniacs | Debra Winger | Dire nag brew |
| Brenda Fricker | Crank free bird | Jodie Foster | Diets for Joe |
| Geena Davis | Sad vein age | Juliette Binoche | I inject hole tube |
| Sir Richard Attenborough | Ugh! It's hard-core brain rot | Woody Allen | A lewd loony |
| Steven Spielberg | Leper's big events | Oliver Stone | Violent sore |
| Barry Levinson | Envy born liars | Bernardo Bertolucci | Corrected urban boil |
| Sydney Pollack | Slyly naked cop | Francis Coppola | Crap! Fools panic |
| David Lean | Invade lad | Billy Wilder | Lewd lily rib |
| Frank Capra | Fan carpark | John Schlesinger | Shh! Censor jingle! |
| Carol Reed | Old career | Milos Forman | A moron's film |
| Ingmar Bergman | Ban grim German | David Cronenberg | Covered branding |
| George Lucas | Ace slug ogre | Blake Edwards | Weak bladders |
| Martin Scorsese | Screen is a storm | Stanley Kubrick | Sick lanky brute |
| Mel Brooks | Lob smoker | Roberto Rossellini | Interior loser slob |
| Sam Peckinpah | I'm cheap spank | Ridley Scott | Dirty closet |
| Orson Welles | Now roleless | Alan Parker | A real prank |
| Sidney Lumet | Timely nudes | Jane Campion | Join acne map |
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