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| Woody Harelson | Dear loony show | Harvey Keitel | Key evil hater |
| Sylvester Stallone | Over-talentless Sly | Tommy Lee Jones | Let's enjoy memo |
| Warren Beaty | Watery banter | Kris Kristofferson | Risk foreskin frost |
| Leonardo DiCaprio | O! Paranoid ice lord | Michael Keaton | The coke animal |
| Michael Douglas | He's loud, magical | Patrick Swayze | Wears tacky zip |
| Richard Gere | Rich red rage | Steve Martin | I'm star event |
| Al Pacino | An oil cap | Andy Garcia | A grainy cad |
| Antonio Banderas | No brains on a date | Arnold Swarzenegger | He's grown large 'n' crazed |
| Bruce Willis | Slice Wilbur | Gary Oldman | Groan madly |
| Harrison Ford | Finds a horror | Eddie Murphy | I'm rude, hyped |
| Keanu Reeves | A severe nuke | Christopher Walken | Howler stinker chap |
| Charlie Sheen | Na! He is lecher | River Phoenix | Hire pro-vixen |
| Juliette Lewis | Lit jewel suite | Sharon Stone | Not on her ass |
| Sigourney Weaver | Your views enrage | Alicia Silverstone | Erotica villainess |
| Andie MacDowell | Lewd demoniacal | Bette Midler | Diet? Tremble! |
| Demi Moore | Moodier me | Diane Keaton | I need oak tan |
| Drew Barrymore | Merry wardrobe | Uma Thurman | Unhurt mama |
| Jane Seymour | Same journey | Julia Roberts | Just a broiler |
| Meg Ryan | My anger | Melanie Griffith | Right fee in a film |
| Patricia Arquette | A tart ape critique | Jennifer Jason Leigh | Na! Jeer joining flesh |
| Carrie-Anne Moss | American snores | Geena Davis | Sad vein age |
| Mimi Rogers | I'm grim rose | Winona Ryder | Windy on rear |
| Sissy Spacek | Cissy speaks | Meryl Streep | Spry elm tree |
| Kathleen Turner | The leaner trunk | Isabella Rossellini | Also sillier lesbian |
| Ewan McGregor | Grow acne germ | Sean Connery | Annoy screen |
| Richard E. Grant | Grr! Rancid hate | Albert Finney | Banter finely |
| Stephen Fry | Thy serf pen | Alan Bates | Able Satan |
| Sir John Gielgud | Irish jungle dog | Simon Callow | Ill cow moans |
| Bob Hoskins | Oh, Bob sinks | Peter Cushing | Septic hunger |
| Corin Redgrave | Recover in drag | Pete Postlethwaite | Swept the ape toilet |
| Daniel Day Lewis | Wide lady aliens | Michael Caine | I'm a nice leach |
| Ian McKellern | Melanin clerk | George Arliss | I large ogress |
| Leslie Howard | A weirdo's hell | Nigel Davenport | Pentagon drivel |
| Ben Cross | Nob cress | Nigel Havers | Girl's heaven |
| Margaret Rutherford | Terror farm daughter | Anna Friel | Finer anal |
| Glenda Jackson | Mend jackal's pong | Kate Winslet | Ate twinkles |
| Catherine Zeta Jones | The satanic jeer zone | Kristin Scott Thomas | Smooth tart isn't sick |
| Charlotte Coleman | Total romance lech | Dame Judi Dench | Chided nude jam |
| Emma Thompson | Phantom memos | Eileen Atkins | Seen alien kit |
| Cherie Lunghi | Higher nuclei | Rachel Weisz | Whiz cereals |
| Julie Andrews | Injures a lewd | Claire Bloom | I'm local bore |
| Julie Christie | Jilts icier hue | Dame Edith Evans | Demand heaviest |
| Gracie Fields | Sad lice grief | Rachel Roberts | Short cerebral |
| Margaret Lockwood | Mega doctoral work | Madeleine Carroll | I am recalled loner |
| Lionel Barrymore | Really minor bore | Clark Gable | Black glare |
| Charles Laughton | The carnal ghouls | Spencer Tracy | Try crap scene |
| James Stewart | Jeer mass twat | Gary Cooper | Yo! Crap ogre |
| James Cagney | Jam gay scene | Charlton Heston | Channel's hot rot |
| Alec Guinness | Genuine class | Marlon Brando | Darn! Moral nob |
| Ernest Borgnine | Bores inner gent | Frank Sinatra | Stink ran afar |
| Karl Malden | Me drank all | Walter Huston | Not the walrus |
| George Sanders | Enlarged ogress | William Holden | Hello! I wild man |
| Humphrey Bogart | Hey! Ugh! Brat romp | Laurence Olivier | Air violence rule |
| Ronald Colman | A droll conman | Bing Crosby | In BBC's orgy |
| Broderick Crawford | Reward for cock bird | Burl Ives | Evil rubs |
| Ethel Barrymore | Merely abort her | Ingrid Bergman | Grim danger bin |
| Mary Pickford | Firm porky cad | Katharine Hepburn | The piranha bunker |
| Claudette Colbert | Collect brute date | Bette Davis | A vet's bidet |
| Hattie McDaniel | I'm a hated client | Shelley Winters | Tiny sewers hell |
| Vivien Leigh | Evil gin hive | Joanne Woodward | Adorn wooden jaw |
| Grace Kelly | Clergy leak | Luise Rainer | Airline user |
| Olivia de Havilland | Aha! Odd evil villain | Susan Hayward | Dash runaways |
| Jane Wyman | Jaw any men | Greer Garson | Grrr! Sane ego |
| Gloria Grahame | I am a larger hog | Eva Marie Saint | I'm a native arse |
| Kim Hunter | Tinker hum | Donna Reed | Darned one |
| Loretta Young | A gutter loony | Audrey Hepburn | Nude harp buyer |
| Trevor Howard | Had terror vow | Peter Ustinov | Puniest voter |
| Peter O'Toole | Rot loo tepee | Marcello Mastroianni | Romantic animal loser |
| Lee Tracy | Lay erect | Richard Burton | I burnt orchard |
| Hugh Griffith | Hit gruff high | Edmund O'Brien | I burned demon |
| Tom Courtenay | O my! Acne tutor | Lee Marvin | Eviler man |
| Rod Steiger | Direst ogre | Paul Scofield | Foul lad spice |
| Alan Arkin | A rank nail | Walter Matthau | Halt wet trauma |
| George Segal | Ogre gas glee | Dustin Hoffman | In off-hand smut |
| George Kennedy | Dyke gone green | Cliff Robertson | Nob flirts force |
| Natalie Wood | I wanted a loo | Shirley Jones | Jeer holy sins |
| Shirley Maclaine | Nicely male hairs | Geraldine Page | Need a large pig |
| Anne Bancroft | Ban front acne | Katharine Ross | Stark as heroin |
| Melinda Mercouri | Romance delirium | Debbie Reynolds | Blind, seedy bore |
| Samantha Eggar | The gas anagram | Lynne Redgrave | Randy leg nerve |
| Ruth Gordon | Dour throng | Vivien Merchant | Inventive charm |
| Jean Simmons | Join men mass | Joanne Woodward | Adorn wooden jaw |
| Maggie Smith | I'm mega sight | Agnes Moorehead | Oh dear! Mega-nose! |
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