Page 12: Sport
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| Buffalo Bills | Foul ball fibs | Cincinnati Bengals | Nice cannabis glint |
| Cleveland Browns | Bland novel screw | Denver Broncos | Nerd covers nob |
| Indianapolis Colts | Plain sadistic loon | Kansas City Chiefs | Nice shaky fascist |
| Los Angeles Raiders | Gorillas serenades | Miami Dolphins | His limp domain |
| New England Patriots | Slow and penetrating | New York Jets | Nosy wet jerk |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | Better ruthless pigs | San Diego Chargers | Gosh! Rancid grease! |
| Seattle Seahawks | Shake least sweat | Atlanta Falcons | Fatal snot canal |
| Chicago Bears | A rich bog case | Dallas Cowboys | Scold slob away |
| Detroit Lions | Dirtiest loon | Green Bay Packers | Nearby geek scrap |
| Los Angeles Rams | Large ass lemons | Minnesota Vikings | Is a stinking venom |
| New Orleans Saints | Raw non-essentials | New York Giants | Now gay stinker |
| Philadelphia Eagles | A hellish pig-lead ape | Washington Redskins | Drown skinniest shag |
| Manchester United | A hide encrustment | Liverpool FC | Pelvic floor |
| Arsenal FC | A serf clan | Tottenham Horspur | Ho-Hum! Potent tarts |
| Newcastle United | Lunatics weed net | Chelsea | Leaches |
| Nottingham Forest | Fortnight team, son | Blackburn Rovers | Lark overruns BBC |
| Leeds United | Let's die nude | West Ham United | Thud swine team |
| Everton | Over net | Aston Villa | Vital loans |
| Sheffield Wednesday | Hey! Lads sniffed weed | Southampton | Shot-put moans |
| Wimbledon | Bowel mind | Coventry City | Covet tiny cry |
| Leicester City | Electric yetis | Middlesbrough | Huge bird's mold |
| Bolton Wanderers | Owned nobler star | Southend United | This nude-to-nude |
| Sheffield United | Die! Fit nude flesh | Manchester City | My! Cretin cheats! |
| Colchester United | Consulted heretic | Leyton Orient | Enter tiny loo |
| Sunderland | Larded nuns | Norwich City | Tiny rich cow |
| Crystal Palace | Stale clay carp | Swindon Town | Downtown sin |
| West Bromwich Albion | Oh wow! Nice brat limbs | Hereford United FC | Horrid nude effect |
| Derby County | Yo! Trendy club | Wolverhampton Wanderers | He's worn pavement warlord |
| Ipswich Town | Isn't cow whip | Queens Park Rangers | Grr! Snap queer sneak |
| Tranmere Rovers | Stern rear mover | Oldham Athletic | Ahem! Total child |
| Bristol City | Stoic trilby | Portsmouth | Rum hotspot |
| Oxford United | No! Odd fixture | Notts County | No! Nutty Scot |
| Huddersfield Giants | Huge islands drifted | Warrington Wolves | Wow! Overt snarling |
| Whitehaven Warriors | A harsh interview row | Widnes Vikings | New diving kiss |
| Wigan Warriors | Rigor in Warsaw | Workington Town | Wrong kit? Not now! |
| Barrow Border Raiders | Drabber warrior doer | Batley Bulldogs | Blast dull bogey |
| Castleford Tigers | Strategic folders | Dewsbury Rams | Buy warm dress |
| Doncaster Dragons | Tranced organ sods | Featherstone Rovers | Heretofore servants |
| Hull Kingston Rovers | Hi! Overstrung knols | Keighley Cougars | Ugh! Creakily egos |
| Lancashire Lynx | Na! Lynch sex liar | Leigh Centurions | Cheering in louts |
| London Broncos | No! Con snob Lord | Carlisle Border Raiders | Ill drab drearier scores |
| Prescot Panthers | Presents hot carp | Rochdale Hornets | Race on threshold |
| Salford Reds | Flared dross | Sheffield Eagles | He feed slag flies |
| Swinton Lions | Now on sin list | Wakefield Trinity | I dwarflike entity |
| Dennis Amiss | I'm sinned ass | Trevor Bailey | Retrieval boy |
| Geoffrey Boycott | Effect booty orgy | Brian Close | Basic loner |
| Tom Graveney | Got every man | Ray Illingworth | I worry all night |
| Peter May | Mate prey | Fred Truman | Remand turf |
| Tony Grieg | Ginger toy | Derek Pringle | Red leper king |
| Keith Fletcher | The cheek flirt | Mike Brearley | Limey breaker |
| Ian Chappell | Na! Cheap pill | Bob Woolmer | Bore low mob |
| Michael Atherton | Came in the harlot | Ian Botham | Oh man! I bat |
| Mike Gatting | Giant gem kit | Graham Gooch | Macho hog rag |
| David Gower | Do drag view | Jack Russell | Call us jerks |
| Alec Stewart | Claret sweat | Derek Underwood | Do reworked nude |
| Bob Willis | I blow bills | Allan Lamb | Banal mall |
| Bill Athey | Yell habit | Graham Dilley | Him large lady |
| Rodney Marsh | Horney dreams | Tim Robinson | I'm in snob rot |
| Richard Ellison | Ill hardcore sin | Chris Broad | So rich drab |
| Gladstone Small | Let's slag old man | Graham Thorpe | Ha ha! Germ port |
| Craig McDermott | I'm cool germ tract | Angus Fraser | Arrange fuss |
| Michelle Smith | I'm the slim lech | Larissa Latynina | Nail art analysis |
| Nancy Kerrigan | In cranky rage | Tonya Harding | Had tiny groan |
| Evelyn Ashford | Heavy fondlers | Yvonne Murray | Vary money run |
| Martina Hellman | Alarm ninth male | Louise Ritter | Is torture lie? |
| Yordanka Donkova | OK on a randy vodka | Sabine John | She join ban |
| Joyce Smith | Chemist joy | Sebastian Coe | Obese Satanic |
| Linford Christie | Flirted in choirs | Colin Jackson | Can join locks |
| Michael Bates | Sham celibate | Carl Lewis | A ill screw |
| Kriss Akabussi | Basis irks skua | Hassiba Boulmerka | Abolish Mark's bean |
| Quincy Watts | Quit nasty WC | Daley Thompson | A dope's monthly |
| Sergei Litinov | Ego isn't virile | Richard Chelimo | Horrid chemical |
| Muhammad Ali | Haul mad maim | Cassius Clay | Casual cissy |
| Smokin' Joe Frazier | I knife major zeros | Sonny Liston | So, ninny lost |
| Henry Cooper | Hey! Porn core | George Foreman | Ogre fear gnome |
| Larry Holmes | Lo! Sly harmer | Chris Finnegan | Finch earnings |
| Joe Bugner | Jeer on bug | Frank Bruno | Fur knob ran |
| Sugar Ray Leonard | Rude organ salary | Barry McGuigan | Run angry magic |
| Marvin Hagler | Ha! Grr! Evil man | Lennox Lewis | In well on sex |
| Chris Eubank | He suck brain | Thomas Hearns | Ha ha! Monsters! |
| Evander Holyfield | Yeah! Devil fondler | Mike Tyson | Sit! Monkey! |
| Mike Spinks | Kiss me pink | Lloyd Honeyghan | Lonely handy hog |
| Prince Naseem Hamed | Serene damp machine | Carl Williams | Ill racism law |
| Nick Faldo | A fond lick | Tiger Woods | I'd worst ego |
| Bobby Jones | Bye! Snob job | Johnny Miller | A novice pry |
| Mark McNulty | Clammy trunk | Payne Stewart | Sweaty parent |
| Gary Wolstenholme | Well, the moron's gay | Colin Montgomerie | Grim emotion clone |
| Severiano Ballesteros | Resolves elaborate sin | Ian Woosnam | A wino moans |
| Ronan Rafferty | Faery ran front | Bernhard Langer | Her barren gland |
| Greg Norman | Grog manner | Curtis Strange | Gastric unrest |
| Laura Davies | A devil's aura | Ernie Els | Sneer lie |
| Fred Couples | Rescued flop | Philip Tataurangi | Aha! Ritual pint pig |
| Walter Hage | Weather gal | Arnold Palmer | Me planar lord |
| Gene Sarazen | Sane gezer? Na! | Bruce Lietzke | Ice beer klutz |
| Phil Mickelson | Help! I'm in locks | Lanny Wadkins | Walk, sad ninny! |
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