Page 11: Politics
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| Edmund Muskie | Nuked dummies | Spiro Agnew | Grow a penis |
| Wayne Morse | Some yawner | Douglas Dillon | Good dull snail |
| Melvin Laird | Ran mild evil | Eugene McCarthy | Ah! Emergency cut |
| Albert Gore | Rear goblet | Everett Dirksen | Reserved kitten |
| Ross Barnett | Snob starter | George Wallace | Eager legal cow |
| Barry Goldwater | Large rowdy brat | Hubert Humphrey | He hurt hyper bum |
| Robert Weaver | Rear brew vote | Edmund Brown | Drowned numb |
| Abraham Ribicoff | Arch bimbo affair | Robert McNamara | Am brat romancer |
| George Romney | O my! green ogre | Shirley Chisholm | Shy heroism chill |
| William Rogers | I am slower girl | James Rhodes | Jeer sham sod |
| Ross Perot | Pro tosser | Michael Dukakis | I am a kicked lush |
| Stanislaw Kania | Is a satin walk-in | Edward Koch | Whacked rod |
| Warren Christopher | Rich shower partner | Alexander M. Haig | Aha! I Marx legend |
| Harrison A. Williams | A similar shown liar | Harold Washington | Now dashing harlot |
| Carl Perkins | Pricks learn | Michael D. Barens | Charmed lesbian |
| Walter F. Mondale | No well-made fart | Geraldine Ferraro | Ordering real fear |
| Richard Lugar | Arch drug liar | Daniel Inouye | Yo! I nude alien |
| George Shultz | Go chug seltzer | Ted Kennedy | Net dyke den |
| Madeleine Albright | Giant dame her, Bill! | George Pataki | Karate pig ego |
| Senator Bob Dole | Bored beast loon | Pat Buchanan | Ban a nut chap |
| Anthony Eden | The nanny ode | Neville Chamberlain | In male vibrance hell |
| Lloyd George | Googly elder | Ernest Bevin | Invents beer |
| Herbert Morrison | Tribesmen horror | William Beveridge | I believed grim law |
| Kingsley Wood | Godly swine, OK? | Leo Amery | Mole year |
| Ralph Assheton | Hate slash porn | Henry Willink | Whinny killer |
| Harold Laski | Kills a hoard | Aneurin Bevan | A uneven brain |
| Hugh Dalton | Hog lad hunt | Ellen Wilkinson | Known ill senile |
| George Tomlinson | Ongoing molester | Stafford Cripps | Drops stiff carp |
| Arthur Greenwood | Huge reward on rot | James Griffith | Jam sheriff git |
| Philip Noel Baxter | Exploit brain help | Harold Macmillan | Ill choral madman |
| Peter Thorneycroft | The creepy rot front | Duncan Sandys | Sad nun's candy |
| Enoch Powell | Hell! Open cow | Nigel Birch | I bench girl |
| Iain Macleod | I demoniacal | Reginald Maudling | Alarming idle dung |
| Tam Galbraith | Grab that mail | Edward Heath | Wet hard head |
| Martin Redmayne | Tiny dreamer man | Edward Boyle | Old weary bed |
| Alec Douglas-Home | Madhouse college | Sir Keith Joseph | Oi, shh! I jerk pets |
| Mark Carlisle | Lack slim rear | Anthony Barber | Hey! Brat 'n' Baron |
| Hugh Fraser | Her fur hags | Peter Walker | Wet leper ark |
| Geoffrey Rippon | Rope porn effigy | James Prior | Oi! Sperm jar |
| Michael Fraser | A crime flasher | William Hague | Laugh, me? I wail |
| Virginia Bottomley | I'm an evil Tory bigot | Norman Lamont | Not normal man |
| Michael Heseltine | He is the ill menace | Peter Lilley | Reptile yell |
| Nigel Lawson | We all sign on | Geoffrey Howe | Hey! ogre of few |
| Norman Tebbit | No! I'm bent brat | David Howell | Had wild love |
| David Mellor | Am old drivel | Leon Brittan | Bitten 'n oral |
| Nicholas Ridley | Hardly silicone | Michael Portillo | Mr Political Hole |
| Cecil Parkinson | In prince's cloak | Michael Howard | Ahem! Wild roach |
| Patrick Mayhew | Ta! Wimpy hacker | Edwina Currie | Ice urine ward |
| Brian Mawhinney | Aha! I'm brew ninny | Gillian Shephard | Shh! Pleading liar |
| Teresa Gorman | O man! Gets rear | Hugh Gaitskell | Highgate skull |
| Harold Wilson | Is darn hollow | George Brown | Ogre grew nob |
| Denis Healey | Hey! Dean lies | Frank Cousins | Sick arson fan |
| Anthony Greenwood | Oh! renowned gay, not! | Barbara Castle | Alabaster crab |
| Gordon Walker | God! Lower rank | Michael Stewart | White smart-alec |
| Len Williams | Well, I'm snail | Michael Foot | I'm fool cheat |
| Roy Jenkins | I jerk, sonny | Shirley Williams | I'm a sly ill-wisher |
| William Rodgers | Wild male rigors | Dick Taverne | Veteran dick |
| Ron Hayward | A horny draw | Tony Blair PM | I'm Tory Plan B |
| Gerald Kaufman | Glum and a freak! | Neil Kinnock | I knock Lenin |
| Peter Mandelson | Lamented person | Peter Shore | Oh, pesterer |
| John Smith | Him jot NHS | Gordon Brown | Wrong nob rod |
| Margaret Beckett | Met geek crab tart | David Blunkett | Dank butt devil |
| Michael Meacher | Him camera leech | Robin Cook | Mop biro conk |
| Jack Cunningham | Am chancing junk | Harriet Harman | Hi! A rant harmer |
| John Prescott | Chop jet snort | Roy Hattersley | Hey! Tarty loser |
| Larry Whitty | Tarty whirly | Bryan Gould | On ugly drab |
| Jack Straw | Jaw tracks | Claire Short | Harlot cries |
| Stephen Byer | Hey, bent press | Frank Dobson | Of darn knobs |
| Donald Dewar | Now dread lad | Tom Sawyer | Steamy row |
| Denzel Davies | Ends evil daze | Eric Heffer | Freer chief |
| John Fitzgerald Kennedy | Lazy jerk fended nothing | Fidel Castro | Docile farts |
| Joseph Stalin | Hapless joint | President Richard Nixon | In hard-core prints index |
| Che Guevara | A huge crave | Nikita Khrushchev | Shhh! Trick via nuke |
| Souvanna Phouma | A human soup nova | Winston Churchill | Churlish tin clown |
| Lyndon Baines Johnson | Ninny soon handles job | Ngo Dinh Diem | Hiding demon |
| Rafael Trujillo | A fuller jail rot | Nguyen Cao Ky | One yucky nag |
| President Park Chung Hee | The apprehending sucker | Ferdinand Marcos | Far rancid demons |
| Aleksei N. Kosygin | Ole! Gay kinkiness | Nelson Rockefeller | Serene Norfolk cell |
| Leonid Brezhnev | Bronze devil hen | Gerald Ford | Drag folder |
| President Jimmy Carter | Injected merry armpits | Anwar El Sadat | Dear Satan law |
| Menachem Begin | He beg manic men | Harry S. Truman | Run trash army |
| President Eisenhower | The weirdness pioneer | Colonel Armas | Local's moaner |
| Chiang Kai-shek | Aha! He's kicking! | President Boris Yeltsin | Isn't one terribly pissed? |
| Augusto Pinochet | One top US CIA thug | Ronald Reagan | Arranged loan |
| Saddam Hussein | Human's sad side | Martin Brian Mulroney | I run my bar in Montreal |
| Nelson Mandela | Lean and solemn | Mikhail Gorbachev | Him bleak hog vicar |
| President Assad | Sad pedestrians | Yasser Arafat | A safer astray |
| Bertie Ahern | Hen bite rear | Maurice Bishop | Some pubic hair |
| Ferdinand Marcos | Find sad romancer | Yitzhak Shamir | I'm this hazy ark |
| Francois Mitterand | Mad strain of cretin | Jean Marie Le Pen | Jeer a penile man |
| President Jacque Chirac | Rejected anarchic quips | Albert Reynolds | Elderly snob rat |
| Ayatollah Montazeri | Hello, I am a Tarzan boy | Ali Khamenei | He like mania |
| Mir Hossein Mousavi | Ahem! Virus omission | Slobodan Milosevic | Visible loa condoms |
| The Labour Party | A bluer Tory path | The Conservative Party | Re-activate NHS peverty |
| Liberal Democrats | Creditable morals | The Green Party | The energy trap |
| Scottish National Party | Anticocial python tarts | Plaid Cymru | I'm duly crap |
| Ulster Unionists | In sluts routines | The Referendum Party | Tender, feathery rump |
| The Workers Party | Trashy power trek | Sinn Fein Party | Infantry spine |
| The Communist Party | Traps the community | The Socialist Party | Yeah! Politics tarts! |
| The Republican Party | Breach planet purity | The Democratic Party | A mad, erotic crypt |
| The UK Unionist Party | Spirit tune thank you | The Womens' Coalition | Emotions now ethical |
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